Dedicated to God Almighty – My Father in Heaven
Who created me and taught me everything that’s worthwhile to know.

And

To my two young daughters, who were murdered in this evil creation.
We will be together again when my task is complete.

As for your [irrelevant] biological mother who sacrificed you to her god Baal –
I was not complicit.
My Father in Heaven will deal with her appropriately.

And

Finally, to my actual eternal paradise companion,
who has never had to wear a meatsuit or suffer the indignity of seeing herself naked,
we'll be together again soon and I have something to give you after we get back home.
Until then, a song:

Dedication